Rumblade sounds like a game about a drunken sailor who goes around cutting people around all over the place, but boy oh boy, the characters in this game are much more than drunken sailors, at least when it comes to their looks. They're much more attractive than your average drunken sailor, that's for sure. Not that I know what drunker sailors look like anyway, at least on average...so, let's jump right in and see what Rumblade has in store for us.
All in all, it seems like a quite decent and a very entertaining turn-based RPG, but beware, there's a lot of lewd content in this game, and that's exactly why I'm the one reviewing it, average reviewers who are not used to nudity simply could not take the scorching intensity of such a sexy game. However, do not be fooled, Rumblade is not a sex game that is to be underestimated for its content, because it isn't your average rushed sex game, as it is primarily an RPG with some sex elements, but these are not the most important thing in the video game, but we're not going to ignore them either way, are we?
The game takes place in Japan, and you are tasked with a rather usual task, which would be ridding the land of all evils. Luckily, getting the land rid of all evil requires the use of some cute girls who just so happen to fall in love with you when they spend enough time on the battlefield. Do they get impressed or something?
Now, while you can play this game alone, you can also compete with other players, and you can do some co-op action as well. Surely enough, this game can be played on your mobile device too, which is quite nice. All the standard options that you need can be found on the main title screen. You get your friends list, the option to modify all of your wonderful battle layouts, your quests are here too, and your emails can be found in here as well.
As I've said already, Rumblade is pretty much a standard turn-based RPG (which just so happens to have a very messy menu), but it's played on a three-by-three board, and your enemies happen to be placed in some very tricky, strategic positions. Of course, you can create your own harem in this game. You don't have to stick to a single girl. You could simply have any girl you like by flirting with them!
Now, seeing that this game is only for Android and for our web browser, you can't expect amazing 3D graphics, but if anything, the drawings happen to be very nice, especially in the lewd scenes. The characters all have voices as well, which is a nice touch, especially in the lewd scenes. Furthermore, the girls are all completely unique, which is great. Many porno game developers would rather just copy-paste and recolor girls, or even just straight up steal designs from other people, but this isn't the case with Rumblade!
