NarcosXXX is a video game that is all about the show Narcos if you didn't realize this from the title. Now, the most important thing about this video game is the fact that is playable in your browser window, which is a great thing. You don't have to download literally anything to your computer! You surely won't be catching a virus like this! Then, when the game finally loads (this can take a while, depending on the speed of your internet), you will get to choose between hitting the instructions button, or rather, you can start the game as a real bull-headed stud would.
Naturally, I decided to hit the "start game" button. This game uses a standard WASD movement setup, so you'll also use your left click to fire, and you'll use the right click in order to do all sorts of fun things such as kicking doors open. Then, you'll press "G" if you want to throat a grenade and you'll reload by utilizing the "R" button. That's basically it. Nothing too complicated, really. Then, once you've made yourself familiar with these controls, you should click the other button that isn't the instructions button (you remember which one that is, right?), and then you'll be able to dive into the universe of Narcos XXX.
You start off on a boat, you'll see a chick bending over right next to you, but the cops will soon bust in, and then they'll arrest you alongside with two hung studs. Then, you'll end up behind bars, but you'll have a gun in your hands, and this is where you start, technically, since you didn't really have any control over the video game up until now. This is where the story really starts! Do you think you can make it out alive?
You can keep the game windowed, or you can keep it full-screen. The gameplay actually isn't utter shit, which is something that isn't too uncommon with porno games, so this did surprise me a lot. You'll move on from one location to another, and you'll take out anyone who stands in your path, and then, once a few minutes have passed, a key will be available to you. Now, you'll make sure you break out in order to find salvation. That's pretty much it. When you're done shooting, it's time to start fucking. You get the girl, and you move your mouse left and right to fuck her, just like you'd do with your hips in real life...except you'd probably get shot by now if you weren't Pablo.
The game isn't too long, as you probably expected, but that's not a bad thing, because no one wants to wait too much before they fuck a girl as sexy as this one, right? Well, I know that I didn't want to wait a lot, but you might be a different kind of person. I am very, very impatient, which doesn't have to be a bad trait in every scenario.
