Cunt Wars is a browser-based video game that we've all seen a million times in the ads section while our hands were busy, and while we're at it, this is a porn game that we all thought was fake. However, time has only shown that Cunt Wars is indeed a video game worth playing. It's like Yu-Gi-Oh, but an overly simplified version of it, and there are tons of hoes instead of skeletons, dragons, and stuff like that. I mean, there's a skeletal zombie boss in there as soon as you open the game up, but you know what I mean.
Most of you would expect to see a ton of pornography within the actual game, but this is far from the truth, actually. Sure, the ads are quite explicit, and all that, and all the girls that you can summon in the game to fight for you are naked, but there's pretty much no porn in the video game. Sure, the character icons and the models of the girls on the battlefield are completely naked, but that's about it. It's a turn-based RPG clash royale hybrid, so if that's your thing, you should totally consider playing this. Game.
I'm only saying this because, really, I did not expect this game to have so little pornography in it and so much gameplay. I mean, the gameplay is quite decent, and I did not expect this: so many mechanics, and so little porn. My first experience with this game was basically opening it up from a browser ad, and holding my dick in my hand while playing through it, hoping that the opponents in this game would at least try and fuck the girls I summoned to the field, but nothing happened. In fact, the girls even made sure to kill all of my enemies, and they didn't even fuck me, or them, or anything.
They are just around there, and completely naked. No porn in the game whatsoever, and I'm saying this for the third time only because I don't want you to be as disappointed as I was. Hell, if I started playing this game while expecting that it would not give me anything to masturbate to, I would be much, much happier with it, but with these false expectations, it's much different.
I'm aware that I've talked way too much about the fact that I was very surprised about the gameplay in this game, but is there an actual story to this game? Well, not really. The game follows the standard "freemium" model that is so common with video games today. I'm not surprised though, as this model can bring a lot of money to the table.
Basically, none of the items you can buy will affect you gameplay, but they will make it more enjoyable, which isn't so bad. The game isn't even that cheap, which is something you don't expect from a porn game. People who want to experience enjoyment when they play xxx adult games are going to love this!
